Israel, Let Me Count the Ways

Israel, Let Me Count The Ways
By Mark Glenn
Al-Jazeerah
1-10-6

Today, while driving through town, I wound up behind a minivan that had a big sticker on the back. The sticker had an Israeli flag in the middle of it, and under it the or bringing idiots like Limbaugh, Liddy, Hannity, Beck, and Savage to the forefront as paidquotation from the book of Genesis that reads "I will bless those who bless thee."

I would like to take this time to list my own reasons for thanking and blessing Israel, our lone ally in the Middle East, for everything she has done for us, since I am quite sure most Americans are unaware of just what kind of friend she has been to us.

For extorting from me and my fellow Americans $16,000,000,000 (billion) a year for the last 4 decades, we bless thee.
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For taking our most sophisticated weapons technology and stealing it for yourself without paying the American patent holders, we bless thee.
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For using your agents in the Christian Evangelical community, such as Falwell, Graham, Swaggert, and the rest who praise you as God's chosen people and further keep Americans in the dark about who you really are, what you have done, and what you are truly about, we bless thee.
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